Elfbutt64 - Take Naps Eat Trash

yeah hi, google, this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING AD I've ever seen

STAR TREK: VOYAGER - S5E14 Bliss

ok ok ill stop now

there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.

remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots

the drowning will never not be funny. to me