Elfbutt64 - Take Naps Eat Trash

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

remember that time that spock said “this is about sex” but he couldn’t say sex so instead he said “biology” and kirk clearly knew what he meant but was awkwardly like “what kind of biology” and spock got this look on his face like ‘oh lordy i’m not dealing with this today’ and said “vulcan biology” and kirk can’t say the word sex either so he goes “u mean the biology of vulcans” and then they stood there in silence for ten seconds like a pair of fucking idiots

(via How polling exposes their authoritarianism: : r/BlueskySkeets)

"They aren't blighted! Were they dormant?" "Maybe. They're beautiful. Much like you."

a gift for my beloved @aeducanthaig ♡

its easy to suggest otherwise but i like to imagine that neve has a perry the platypus situation where people dont recognize her without her little hat

Baldur's Gate, but they're all ensigns on a Galaxy-class starship - #3

Part 1 | Part 2

They didn't let Solas interact with Kieran in dai bc he'd smell the June on him and have a melt down thinking about their own parallels and also Kieran would doxx him on fantasy roblox by accident

Fen’Harel may seem stressed, but this is important enrichment for him. For optimal health, trickster deities must be pursued by 2-5 larger, angrier deities at all times. This allows them to express their natural instincts to Run, Deny Involvement, and Proclaim Themselves “Just A Little Guy”.