Elfbutt64 - Take Naps Eat Trash

if the Mourn Watch have a HR Manager I sincerely hope it is Vorgoth. at your yearly appraisal it simply stares at you and says YOU TAKE ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS YOUR INEVITABLE END AND THUS ANOTHER STEP UP THE PAYSCALE.

Where's my Breakfast?

Oil on Panel 30x30 cm

Artist: Daniel Arthur

I've seen several cases where people are like "what happens if we meet aliens, and then they see Independence Day or War of the Worlds?"

But nobody seems to think about what happens when the aliens see Star Trek.

The aliens are gonna see these shows made by a bunch of humans but they put putty on some of the humans to make them look like what we think aliens might look like, and we told stories about how those aliens would be our friends and we'd explore the universe with them and find more aliens and try to be friends with them too!

Yeah sometimes they'd be mean and we'd fight but we'd always try to avoid it and even if we fought we'd try to be friends later.

We basically created 900 episodes of a child's drawing of a stick figure of a human and a stick figure of a grey alien holding hands and "best friends" written in crayon.

Smart orange car 🐱

happy birthday to THE bitch of all time

Flemeth's glowup will still always be so fucking funny to me like. Waiting for my cringefail daughter to leave with the virgin wardens so i can serve up cunt

weisshaupt be like

Don’t judge me, Neve

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Fifty Shades of Mierda. Okay, actually forty. There are more in the text, they just aren't voiced.