This Is Something Xavier Would Say, In General Xavier Is So Vincent Coded...

“oh that man is so fucked up”

*immediately starts reading/writing fanfic about him*

dead poets society (1989)

Hello,

did you recently delete a boyfriend!caleb fic? I’ve been scrolling around my liked posts for a while and never found it D: if u did delete it then i respect ur decision over ur work ofc

Hello anon!

Do you mean this? Thank you so much for your interest 𖹭.ᐟ

Yoongi: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *aggressively throws water bottles*

Hobi: uh… what’s up with him?

Y/n: he’s trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.

Yoongi: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Jungkook, crying: it’s working.

A lovestruck Caleb would do anything for you. He didn’t care about appearances and how he looked to anyone else but whenever you were on sight he is hiding- under bed??(please save his roommates)or whatever surface he can hide beneath of, to just quickly check his hello kitty hand mirror- your gift. He can't appear in front of his drop dead gorgeous girl with any flaw, after all.

Long day of walking and your feet are sore? He is already kneeling before you like a damn dog, no questions asked, taking your shoes off for you in a swift movement and is already massaging your feet -he watched too many massage videos on youtube, to do the best massage for you, everything best for you(save his roommates, on whom he experimented his massaging skills, before even dared to touch you)-smiling giddily, like this what life was all about. Something else sore? Go ahead and tell him! He is already taking his jacket off, warming up (FOR WHAT?!).

Cold around him? He’s taking off anything he can to give to you in hopes it would keep you warm— was actually kicked out of restaurant once because of him actively "stripping".

Dropped something? Oh, and it so happened to fall in the depths of the ocean? He’s diving right into the depths of it-years of training in the fleet weren't for waste after all! No equipment is needed for the colonel(he almost drowned that day).

God forbid he see you with another man. He’s coming - running- up to you like his life depends on it, slinging his arm around you and butting straight into the conversation. If the guy’s far too close for his comfort, he’ll make sure to pepper you with wet, loud kisses wherever he can.

Colonel Caleb hates losing after all, and he vowed to never lose you to another.

Blue Period is absolutely insane for this because it's true, just because you have a talent for something doesn't necessarily mean you have to make it your whole career. Sometimes all it really is is a hobby.

Hopefully this'll also help Yatora to realize that he shouldn't put people on a pedestal.

Sol A, sighs : No one really loves me.

Han Joon hwi : Are you sure?

Sol A : yeah

Han Joon hwi, aggressively pointing at himself : ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT ?