I WILL Start Crying, Don't Test Me (positive)

Cat update: his fat ass is now plonked on my lap

Pokes you. Baps you with my paw

I swear I disappear for months on end because life is getting the better of me and I come here on a distinct whim to get BAPPED within SECONDS OH MY GOD

..In any case..

[Lunges forward and nips hand]

🐵🤪❔🤪🌲😘👉⚖️🫵❔🫵👻😴💔👍🫵💩🍑👁️👀⭕️🫵❤️👁️🙏👁️😍🫵🦶🥵💃🎶⚡️👉🍑🧍🏽⬆️🎤🤩 👁️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫵🦶👁️👃🐷🐷🐷👁️👀🌈🌈🙊🗣️🌽➕🦶🪨👁️🚫🤷🏽‍♂️👃🧅👁️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫵🦶👁️👃🐷🐷🐷👁️👀🌈🌈👁️😑🚫😴🫵💇‍♀️🦶🐵❤️⬆️👁️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫵🦶👁️👃🐷🐷🐷👁️👀🌈🌈🙊🗣️🌽➕🦶🪨👁️👍👃🧅👁️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🫵🦶👁️👃🐷🐷🐷👁️👀🌈🌈👁️😑🚫😴🫵💇‍♀️🦶🐵❤️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️😎 (enjoy the WHOLE song! pork's biggest hit!!)

Maybe finding out who anon was all along was a mistake.

Good luck with the exams.

This means so much to me, beloved anon.

I do not exactly know how to respond to you in light of this, but thank you regardless - it certainly has been a journey.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Number one rule of the internet is do not click on strange links people send you but goddamn the infinity cow part is tempting.

Chat, I fear I cannot last much longer.

Guh. Infinite number of cows . . save me . .

AND NOW YOU DANCE UPON MY CORPSE???

I bite you ONE TIME, you are being so dramatic anon oh my father in hell

It wasn't even that hard! I swear!

Yes I am but I'm also so incredibly forgetful and that "Sloob goober" ask was so out of character that I'm not sure if it was actually me

I am now keeping records of the asks I send you.

(-Original anon)

I wish thou the very best of luck in regards to this new archive!

WHERE IS WILL GRAHAM WHY HAS HIS COCK BEEN REMOVED AND SURGICALLY ADDED ONTO LESTAT DE LIONCOURT IS WILL GRAHAM OKAY WHEN WILL HE GET HIS COCK BACK

I'm transitioning !!!! New cock, new me.

Indeed pa, that is a cat!

i feel like sending this to alot of my moots. Quite a few of them from rp communities are older than me however I am afraid of the responses so pspsps cmere look after this psppssp

OFFERING REDUCED MUSIC COMMISSIONS!!

$30 for a 0-2 minute song!

$60 for 2-3!

$90 for 3+ minutes!

Hello, I'm Joan! I am a musician with both self training and classical training influences and just about two decades under my belt.

I got my start playing live instruments, many of which I consider myself excellent at now, and made the transition into digital music production about 9 years ago! I still live record as well.

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Here is my KOFI for any support.

You can message me for any questions!

Anything helps! I am struggling to afford bills and food.

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