So I Work At A Bakery

D,,,do British people,,,not have air conditioning? The fuck do they do when it’s hot out? Cry and accept their fates??

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

I’m stupid happy with this transition and have no reason to be but here take this anyway

Or don’t it’s a repose from my TikTok so I don’t blame ya

Ayo new cosplay just dropped

(I am aware the glove is purple and is supposed to be blue I’m just a failure of a human being)

I HAVE BEEN ABANDONED. I LOOK INTO GODS EYES TO ONLY SEE A HOLLOW SHELL OF WHAT ONCE WAS. 

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

Prince Sidon of the Zora from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild?

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

My sewing machine broke today

I am once again reminded I am not a tinker fairy

Imagine, you’re eating a nice lil treat. A funky little strawberry napoleon from the bakery you work at.

You pick up a bit with your fork. You notice something off in one of the strawberries.

“But how can this be?” You ask. “I’m the one who made this, it should be just fine!”

Then you take a closer look.

It is your fork.

I have now also broken a sewing needle. My destruction of sewing supplies knows no bounds.

Attention: This is Ace my time traveling dnd character and if I’m allowed to I promise I will not shut up about them