Me: *stubs My Toe* "AH FUCK!"

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

we need to get more normal about nonsexual nudity i think

im not doing my part im gonna get married in my 20s

doing my part by being in my 20s and not getting married HOLD THE LINE

I know.

you never know!

you're very pretty. your uniqueness is an inherently beautiful trait. please don't compare yourself to this guy. he's hot but don't compare yourself to him

i wanna talk about this shot

if i lived in the mushroom kingdom luigi and i would be best friends

you can get shockingly far just by giving people things