Doctor Calls You With Your Bloodwork Results And Just Says “I’m Really Mad At You” And Then Hangs

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

I love listening too tma in order because it's like

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I fucking love that big feet bird that has a random word over it.

I don’t think I can stress enough how many people on here need a hobby like 95% of what people refer to as jobless behavior is actually just hobbyless behavior. Take up watercolors or tabletop or join a hiking group or something you probably won’t feel as much of an incessant need to freak out on the internet every day

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man