Imagine Being A Knight Radiant On The Battlefield And The Lightweaver Next To You Just Mutters "I'm Into

nono hold on go back what do you mean sounds of ovaries exploding ???

Who wouldn’t want to sit with a baby crocodile for a bit?

There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

playing with my cerebral spinal fluid. #myfluid

there is milk in girls

I’m actually the opposite of transgender. I look at women and I’m like damn they’re so cool I wish I was a woman and then I remember I’m literally a cis woman.

lovely story from a friend today.

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko