You Don't Gain Anything From Stressing. Remember That. Keep Your Mind Off Things That Don't Help You.

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

what the hell does that smell like?

ugh wtf

Laughing out loud, seriously. 

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So far...

I had a date this weekend with a super attractive POT. Our date was dinner at a comedy show and we didn't do much talking there but he's expressed a lot of interest so far through messages and phone calls He even changed his screen name to one reflecting his want to be a Sugar Daddy. Before we met he was honest and told me that he had never actually heard the terms "SD or SB" but that he looked into it before contacting me and liked the idea... I'm trying to get him our for brunch so that we can move forward soon. I'm in the midst of getting a job and also POT from Dallas will be here within the next week or so. In other news I took it upon myself to rekindle an old friendship this weekend, talk about awesome. I went to a party and had a blast. I really needed the change up. My life had gotten so sad and stale in that relationship I was feeling all sorts of conflicted but when I woke up on Saturday I felt like the old me. I miss it and I'm glad this bs will be out of my hair soon.

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

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Plus, if you’re a man, it just tells me you’re a douche.

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