Dressing Up Is Like Masturbation, I Do It For Myself And If It Turns You On, That’s Fine, But This

Nice boy sex is my absolute worst nightmare. The term "make love" makes me nauseous.

http://beachbunnyescort.tumblr.com/post/82797874412/sea-sugarbaby-see-the-thing-is-and-i-dont

See, the thing is, and I don’t know why I feel this way but, “nice guys” (the ones who text you first, compliment you each time they get, have cute nicknames for you like Princess, always ask about you and your day) are nice to have and be around ..for a week. Or really, even...

Bromelain.

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

something better is coming. the key is to work hard, take the necessary steps to get there, and trust that you deserve all the goodness coming to you. let go of all worry or doubt. what you want is already yours!

1. You want me to look beautiful, don’t you? (Translation: Buy me that outfit/hair/nails/lingerie)

2. You said you want the best for me. (Translation: Give me the extra money)

3. I just want to feel safe and secure. (Translation: Get me my own hotel suite)

4. You’ve...

Whoever said that men rule the world was gravely mistaken. Women have been and still do, they just conduct their moves in silence.

THIS!!!

Mmm

Spare change works well for me

I really wanna keep bricks in my car to throw at dumb ass drivers. Like oh, you jump in my lane without turning on your turn signal? Oop, there goes your back window.