Elleofthestars-blog - XOXO

ugh wtf

Laughing out loud, seriously. 

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

I wish friends held hands more often, like the children I see on the streets sometimes. I’m not sure why we have to grow up and get embarrassed about it.

Stephanie Perkins  (via ladycube)

"you want to demonize white people-"

stopped reading. deleted.

white people don’t need my help to be demonized. there’s all…. -waves in general direction of centuries of colonialism, imperialism, racism, and current globalized capitalism- ….that.

it was never my job to mold or shape a man, or to convince him of my worth

1. You want me to look beautiful, don’t you? (Translation: Buy me that outfit/hair/nails/lingerie)

2. You said you want the best for me. (Translation: Give me the extra money)

3. I just want to feel safe and secure. (Translation: Get me my own hotel suite)

4. You’ve...

$1k/month= $12k/yr after tax is the same value of $17k/yr before tax

$3k/month= $36k/yr after tax is the same value of  $51k/yr before tax

$5k/month= $60k/yr after tax is the same value of $ $86k/yr before tax

$10k/month= $120k/yr after tax is the same value of $171k/yr before tax

                           WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT?

$1K/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $85k/yr

$3k/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $255k/yr

$5k/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $430k/yr

$10k/month= SD/SM NEEDS a GROSS income of at LEAST $855k/yr

                                 WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT?

Gross Income= the total amount a person makes before taxes.

So BEFORE discussing allowance ask your suitor the EXACT TITLE of their profession. You don’t have to ask for the company they work for blah, blah, blah, because then they may think you’re crazy/stalker type. Let them voluntarily release sensitive information like that or pick it up in context clues.

Once you have the title, research it. Do A LOT of research. If they bring up allowance before you have had time to research their profession, give them some bs excuse like ” I know it’s a sensitive topic, but also relative to our relationship, but for now let’s continue to get to know each other to make sure we are compatible and the allowance will follow.” It gets you brownie points and untitles you money hungry b****, even though we all are secretly. Lolz. But you know what I mean