When I Get Home Im Gonna Bury You In My Favorite Hole

snacking on patrol (baked with love)

Batteries

the return of Garfnoir

BUDS! 🤜🤛💥

more wilsnoopy and housestock <3

imagine if plagg just revealed his true form on a whim whenever he felt like it

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

The 'I got to travel to another world and got an existential crisis / trust issues' duo.

she loves me like a dog

i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents