Us Every Time We See Another Character Portrayed By Mr Joseph David Keery 🥵🥵

Morgan, picking up the phone while not looking: Hey baby girl, tell me something I wanna hear.

Hotch, deadpan: There’s been another homicide, chocolate thunder.

This is canon 😭😭😭

Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

guys i hate being a girl kisser

i *think* i like this girl and whenever she gets drunk she like tells me im pretty and stuff so im like oo okay RIGHT but she’ll tell me about people she likes??? and it’s feels so ragingly platonic because of that

BUT she was drunk today and like- was calling me loads of pet names, like baby, sweetheart, darling ext.

and i’m like actually so mind fucked??? cause ik for a fact she uses babe in a friendship way, we have since the start of our friendship but these feel different cause she literally has never said any of those names to me EVER

im just like so confused because the only times she ever talks to me like that os when she’s drunk so it just makes me think she’s a really flirty drunk.

i know i have like no followers but if anyone sees this pls give me some advice 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

Contest of Meatloaf (A Fire Emblem x Smosh shitpost)

This was in my head since I saw the video, so I had to make it a reality XD

Video Source

Songs used: Contest of Pride + Contest of Pride (Roar) - Fire Emblem: Fates

Its so me I love spooky Hawks <3

so real

tiktoks that give dating Spencer Agnew energy

imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him

all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail

Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours