I Wanna Stick My Hand In Roys Face… Void? Void-face?

Wow… I'll never underestimate grandmas again

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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this is one of the best thing's I've ever read in my life. it's right up there with "the goddess of everything else"

I love your pinkie senses au btw, keep up the good work!

Mlp Pinkies Senses: Stars are lonely

Mikey’s in a wheelchair, right? 

What if he got into an accident that was so bad which caused him to be in a wheelchair? Mikey was so depressed that his dad and Carlos joked around all the time to make Mikey laugh so he’d feel better now and then? 

I think that’s why Carlos and his dad are such jokesters. 

me after stretching

This is so good! Poor chad🤣

What if chad true to steal the readers candy spray but he trys it and the the SOUREST candy to ever exist/the sourest candy in the world, but when we try it we have no reaction? I think it would be funny to see him having the biggest reaction to it (and he can't handle it) but we have no reaction to the sour candy spray

AHHHHH good idea🤭 Also thanks for the Chad Dickson Asks (I have another one in the works abt reader having Vitiligo & ima post it tmr) & Reader is Numbuh 6 also if anyone else decides to send Chad asks please specify if it's Supreme Leader Chad or Teen Traitor Chad pls

Tw: None expect Chad being jealous & trying to be a macho man

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TOO SOUR!!!

Numbuh 274 looked in confusion at the little spray bottle his secretary, Numbuh 6, had stashed in her candy bag. It was a small, lime-green bottle with a black label & cap. On the label it only said “Green Apple”, he could guess it's the flavor but he didn't know for sure. And yes Chad knew snooping in your crush's Candy bag was bad. But she did say he could grab anything he wanted from it so it's fine, Right??

He curiously popped the cap off & gave the candy a sniff, “Huh, weird…” he mumbled as it didn't smell like pure sugar like he hoped. In fact, the smell reminded him of a citrus. Numbuh 6 was notorious for having sweets on her at all times. Her love for confectionery could rival Numbuh 5 if she wasn't stationed on moon base. But throughout all the time they spent together, never once had he seen her eat anything sour.

The blond narrowed his blue eyes at the bottle in suspicion as he jammed the cap back on the bottle. “Who did she get you for??” he wondered, referring to the spray candy in his hands. He didn't personally know any kid that liked sour things. Well, other than…. Chad glared at the small bottle as he brought it closer to his face “I swear to God. If your for Numbuh34 , I'm sending him on a mission with Numbuh 13 & Numbuh 86…” he whispered with furrowed brows

He then chuckled dryly as he stood up, tossing the bottle from hand to hand. “I mean what's so good about him huh??” he asked none in particular “I mean, I guess he's like strong or whatever!” he said as he unbuckled his helmet & threw it onto his now vacant seat. “& he has good hair!” he huffed as he walked around the the front of his desk & a sat down.

“But I'm the THE. SUPREME. LEADER!” Chad shouted as he tossed his hands in the air. “THE. BEST there EVER was!!” he ripped the cap off of the sour spray, somehow not noticing the label on the rim that said “WARNING: SUPER DUPER SOUR!!!”

he raised it up to his mouth and in a cocky, boyish manner yelled “He’s got NOTHING on me-” The doors of his office suddenly slammed open as he saw Numbuh 6 franticly looking at him “Wait! NO! Don't-” she shouted but it was a second too late. His pointer finger has pressed down as the liquid got sprayed in his mouth.

Numbuh 6 rushed to him & took the spray from his hands. “OMG how much did you spray?!?!” she shouted as she grabbed him by the face & brought him close. Chad blushed at their proximity before answering “One spray? Wh-” Numbuh 6 watched his face contort as if it was putty, the sourness had kicked in.

“Cuz you idiot! That was my super duper sour spray from Russia!!!” Numbuh 6 shouted as she picked up the bottle. When she looked up she noticed that Chad hadn't moved a centimeter, the sourness for the candy had frozen him.

Numbuh 6 watched with hooded eyes as he twitched once in a while but overall remained a statue. The girl just sighed before pulling his rolly chair from behind the desk to the opposite of Chad & sat there. After 5 minutes she heard him shudder and make a odd noise. Numbuh 274 looked at Numbuh 6 with wide eyes

“Never EVER let me do that again….” he said as he hollowly stared at her. Numbuh 6 giggled as she gave a two-fingered salute “Will do blondie!” she said before spraying two pumps of the Super Duper Sour Spray in her mouth. Chad looked at her like she had grown two heads before swallowing thickly.

& the next thing Numbuh 6 knew he was running around the room yelling as the second wave of sourness hit him. “HELP ME HELP ME!!” he yelled as he picked up a trash can and spit all of his (what she could guess tasted sour) spit into it. Numbuh 6 simply perched her legs on his desk & spritzed more spray into her mouth.

“Mmmmm? No.” she said looking at him. Chad’s head snapped up to look at her bewildered “W-why?!?” he yelled as he started to cry from the sourness. Numbuh 6 coldly replied “Cuz you took something from me without asking” She then took her feet off the desk & sat facing her crush. “And that's not very nice. Is it Chad?” Chad groaned tiredly “Ok! I'm sorry for eating something you hid!” he said “I'll never do it again!!” Numbuh 6 snickered as she pulled out a water bottle & dropped a red tablet in that dissolved. She threw it over to Chad who caught & chugged it within seconds.

When he finished he huffed as he let his body relax against the wall “I'll never steal something from you ever again.” he groaned out. Numbuh 6 giggled as she got up & Sat beside him. “You better not,” she said “also it's my candy” Chad turned to her confused “Huh?” “The Spray.” She said, “It's mine.” Now Chad looked at her in a mix of fear & astonishment. “You scare me…” he said. Numbuh 6 just laughed before pecking his cheek. “I know.” Then she got up & left the room as Chad blushed as he held the cheek she kissed. Unknown to him Numbuh 6 mentally screamed at herself as she sped walked down the corridors to go tell Numbuh 362 about just happened

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Ecosocialist praxis

She was sooooo cool!