I Know You And I Both Immediately Thought To Pet Him

therapist: buff lamput isn't real, he can't hurt you

buff lamput:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

this is one of the best thing's I've ever read in my life. it's right up there with "the goddess of everything else"

I love your pinkie senses au btw, keep up the good work!

Mlp Pinkies Senses: Stars are lonely

Song of the Sea - Reimagined Movie Poster (Reupload)

Making a house out of wood and killing wild life with my friend

duality of man

AND HERE COMES WALLY WITH THE STEAL CHAIR!

Wich wally!?

BOTH!

Teens and kids meet, how will it go? (not good for Wally but anyway)

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

Ivy: Wait, you've never been to therapy?

Carmen: No. I don't need it.

Zack: Not even when you nearly died of hypothermia?

Carmen: Oh. Was that a big deal?

Player: What about the time your actual mother figure attempted to crush you to death?

Carmen: Honestly, I'd forgotten about that.

Ivy: What about the time you were kidnapped and brainwashed so you could literally be used as a weapon?

Carmen:

Carmen: What's your point?

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