My First Thought Was That Rowling Was Actually The Muppet Joker But Then I Remembered That Somehow He

Anyone remember when shouting "GRAMMARLY DOES MORE THAN JuSt CaTCh ErRoRs" at 7 year old on Royal High was peak humor?

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

None pizza left beef.

I– I wish it was a Rickroll

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

I can't wait for Nico in the series but I'm also a little scared for whatever poor kid they choose to play him

Watching the new Percy Jackson series made me nostalgic for this little goober

ITS HERE IM ABOUT TO WATCH IT, WISH ME LUCK

Sigma was so us in this chapter

The only thing keeping me going rn is the fact that he's gonna die one day and I am going to get to witness that

you have to outlive donald trump