Real

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

Olivia Rodrigo- Joshua Basset - Sabrina Carpenter but make it Regulus Black- James Potter - Lily Evans instead

if everyone’s straight in canon everyone can be gay in fanon

free my girl pandora rosier/lovegood from the perfect angel baby allegations this woman is INSANE. are we forgetting everything we know about xenophilius?? i want her talking in limericks and doing magic with human teeth. let women be insane!!

everyday i wish it was socially acceptable to say my favorite piece of literature is a fanfiction

A round of applause for Mary MacDonald, the REAL Casanova of the Gryffindor Tower. Thank you.

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

You can always tell when someone’s beautiful—they love Lily Evans.

I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

Maysilee would have humbled Young Coriolanus so badly. I can see her insulting him in different colour ways until he cries. She would call him "cabbage breath" "Coriolanus the anus" "rich wannabe". The possibilities are endless really.