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“Not every ship has to be gay!”

It has. Cos I know my girls and they would never date a guy

“Not everyone ships wolfstar.”

Okay? not everyone has taste either.

Maysilee would have humbled Young Coriolanus so badly. I can see her insulting him in different colour ways until he cries. She would call him "cabbage breath" "Coriolanus the anus" "rich wannabe". The possibilities are endless really.

i need a marauders fic with the secret history’s vibes ughhhh

I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

marauders fan who brings up canon to prove a point as if 99% of the marauders era doesnt go against canon

Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it

i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

Wolfstar is my Roman Empire but it’s also my downfall, my coping mechanism, my personality, and the reason I can’t listen to David Bowie without getting emotional.

"I'm too pretty for this" is a perfectly valid excuse for Sirius actually.