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elssecondaccount

Actually The First Account

I named it this on a dare, my real second account hasn’t been used in years and has a completely normal name.

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elssecondaccount
1 week ago

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

How It Feels To Read A Really Good Fic And Find The Author Has Dozens More Like It 
elssecondaccount
1 week ago

The Legend Of SWORD DOG

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

uh hey that person you just reblogged from used to be in our discord server but we had to kick them out because they admitted to watching t*m and j*rry... that show features violence and as such glorifies it.... when we confronted them all they said was "wtf its a show about a cat and a mouse"... if you dont believe me theres a whole callout post that features their name age and street address so you can go to their house and check... anyways you should unfollow them before people start thinking you like problematic media too :/ just trying to help

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

insane how sexism damaged how we research (and what we know about) animals. did you grow up being taught that only male birds sing? you may be entitled to financial compensation

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
You've Been Salmonsharked Reblog To Salmonshark Someone Else

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

Having aesthetic attraction to a character without a trace of any romantic or sexual feelings attached is so strange

It's like there's a guy (gn) on my screen. I like how he looks and the way he moves. I don't want to have sex with him, I don't imagine myself dating him or something of that sort. There's no physical reaction at all.

But there's this ephemeral urge to, I don't know, simultaneously gnaw on him like a bone, study him under a microscope, encase him in chrome and put in my living room, and watch him do the same gesture that ticked me on a loop for approximately three million times?

Does that make sense??

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
Had To Share This Note I Woke Up And Wrote In The Dead Of Night

had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

i really didn’t think it could get worse, and then-


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elssecondaccount
1 week ago

“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

Hey So Last Night I Was Looking For Charming Teddy Bears, And What Should Have Been A Just And Noble
elssecondaccount
1 week ago

I still think the most devastating enshittification I've ever seen has been picrew. One of the few dress-up game websites left that's not flash-based and it's become DRENCHED in ads. You can't open the home screen without being blasted by at least three or four ads. You can't open two picrews in a row without watching a video ad first. When you have a picrew open the ads cover up the different options and sometimes even stack on each other so you have to hit like 2 or 3 different x buttons to get it to go away, only for more to appear seconds later. Evil world

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

looks like i have the gift of prophecy because....

AO3 got fucking scraped again for gen AI purposes!

AO3 got scraped for gen AI purposes again, a ton of works were included.

There's been DMCA requests and it looks like some/most? of it has been taken down, thankfully. Still. I highly highly recommend that everyone lock all their works to the archive right now. I can't force you to, but I strongly suggest that you do. Don't let them scrape your work in the future. It sucks losing guest interaction but. Would you rather feed the AI slop?

For people who guest comment: Make an AO3 account! You have to wait a bit for an invite but it's worth it i promise!!

For artists specifically: I recommend that you look into Glaze and/or Nightshade. There's also these disruption filters, it's not clear how well these actually work, but you're welcome to try them. Glaze is supposed to work best, though.

It looks like you can see the status of the datasets here

And how to submit DMCA or copyright violation

I'll say it again: FUCK AI THAT STEALS PEOPLE'S ART AND WRITING!!!!

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
I’m Not Saying It’s Right, But I Understand (x)

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

God the prices of tvs have changed so much let me get my graph

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
Finally Oh My God…. That Was Ridiculous….

Finally oh my god…. That was ridiculous….

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
I Hate Nintendo Switch Online. I Hate The Lack Of Optimization. I Hate The Expensive Subscription Service.

I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.

This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!

I Hate Nintendo Switch Online. I Hate The Lack Of Optimization. I Hate The Expensive Subscription Service.

+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses

I Hate Nintendo Switch Online. I Hate The Lack Of Optimization. I Hate The Expensive Subscription Service.

Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)

They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
So My Twitter Feed Pointed Out Something...interesting

so my twitter feed pointed out something...interesting

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
elssecondaccount - Actually The First Account
elssecondaccount - Actually The First Account
elssecondaccount
1 week ago

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
Lovely Story From A Friend Today.

lovely story from a friend today.

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
Do It For The Meme. Http://blinkingguy.com

Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

i hope whoever actually shot that CEO is having a good day.

elssecondaccount
1 week ago

in my mind a dragon and a princess are symbiotic organisms. in my mind a princess's chief attributes are smallness and dexterity. like a cleaner wrasse

elssecondaccount
1 week ago
 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅🦅

🇺🇸 🦅 🦅🦅

elssecondaccount
2 weeks ago
Sickens Me To My Stomach. How Dare This Guy Get To Live My Dream.

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

elssecondaccount
2 weeks ago
The Government Gave No Evidence.

The government gave no evidence.

Now you know why they want to get rid of due process.

elssecondaccount
2 weeks ago
two panel image of the destiel love confession scene. cas is saying "i love you." the image has been edited to show dean replying "Kristi Noem's purse was stolen from a DC restaurant with $3,000 in cash, passport, and government badge inside."

"Noem, who was asked about the theft at the White House Easter Egg Roll, acknowledged the incident and said the matter has not been resolved.

The Secret Service, which provides security for Noem, reviewed security camera footage at the Capital Burger restaurant and saw an unknown white male wearing a medical mask steal her bag and leave the restaurant, a law enforcement source said.

The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash."

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