You Have Been Visited By The Seven Magic Dragon Balls Your Biggest Wish Will Be Granted But Only If You

gulls are proof that a) there is a god and b) that god enjoys the pain and suffering of birders

The debate of all time

If you don't like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Cornelia Parker: ‘At the Bottom of This Lake Lies a Piece of the Moon’ (2000)

why has ‘this looks like a renaissance painting’ become such a common phrase on the internet to describe momentous, dramatically lit images that are brimming with pathos when the word they mean to say is ‘baroque’

thinking about how when you punch a mirror so that it cracks and fractures into multiple shards reflecting your own visage back at you, you're really just ironically surrounding yourself with more of the self you loathe in your quest to attain self-destruction. the grotesque reproductive quality of gouging pieces from yourself in order to lessen the burden of existence, and in the process only proliferating more individual aspects of You, shedding them as you go. much to consider.

is this being alone?  i don’t think i’m alone.  i don’t think i’m anything.  i want to be alone.  how do you be alone?  someone please [cut off]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour