Sometimes I remember that "I'm so fucking normal right now" is a line from disco elysium. like that's such a sentence from a tumblr post to me but no. harry du bois said that. out loud. he would do numbers on here
the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this
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Hello bisexual community
I took this picture at my old house at least 8 years ago when we were about to leave to the store and someone had backed up a couple times and made these perfect two hearts and my mom stopped the car before driving over them so I could take a picture and I dont know how you could ever do that again if you tried but this is one of the most important photos to me I have ever taken
Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.
*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!
I can't help but remember how last year they really fumbled the airdate with Tango Tangle. It should've been THE Valentine's day episode. Instead it comes out a near two weeks later.
Instead on Valentine's Day we got Pet the Rock where Patrick has a pet rock and Slappy is on a dog leash. This is it. True romance😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
A rescued pelican in the backseat.