Elysium-enjoyer - Sunrise Parabellum

wow lol 5 years ago i was donating to ppl like all the time and yet here i am lmao the one who needs the donating too, thanks facebook memories for reminding me of when my life wasnt shit lmao 

anyway if u wanna help a down on her luck black lesbian not be homeless in two months, i have a paypal sailorsylvie@gmail.com, a cashapp $sailorsylvie, and a gofundme set up for me to convert a van into a tiny home https://www.gofundme.com/help-serena-beat-housing-insecurity-and-get-a-van&rcid=r01-155188322958-07bb3ceca6894734&pc=ot_co_campmgmt_w

i also have an amazon wishlist to help me get stuff for in the van like insulation, a bed, and a sink area! http://a.co/h7jIzBl

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

me: oh man, Joann Fabrics is closing. That's going to really suck for a lot of people

Sophia, the Victorian ghost who haunts a lamp I bought at Brimfield: not the least among them Joanne. though I suppose her business acumen must have been wanting if she gave the shop her Christian name- it just seems undignified. was that what drove her customers to other establishments?

me: well, nothing- it's a chain, and in most places, there weren't any other fabric stores.

Sophia:

Sophia: there weren't. any other dry goods stores. selling fabric.

me: not usually, no.

Sophia: in a whole town

me: no.

Sophia: and now there will be nowhere to purchase fabric at all in those towns

me: not in person. I guess people can buy it online

Sophia: what if they don't know what different weaves feel like? how will they learn if they never get to handle them?

me: some places have free swatch service on their websites-

Sophia: so they'll wait a week or more for a swatch, decide if they like it, then send away for the full amount of goods they need and wait even longer for that? what if they want something finished sooner?

me: they'll just be frustrated, I guess

Sophia: wait, why did Joanne's shops close? if she had such a monopoly, surely she'd have made quite a profit regardless of the name

me: an even bigger company bought them and couldn't use them to make billions of dollars, so they're forcing them to close

Sophia:

me: wait- PUT MY SNOW SHOVEL DOWN AND STEP AWAY FROM YOUR LAMP

Erm theyre right behind me arent they

sonic is already beating marvel in the box office, repost so that the mcu is literally murdered by a gay lil hedgehog

Unmute !

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

Yeet

Do you remember that post with Cinderella where her dress changes to the color of your blog?

Have some Shadow. Reblog him and see how he will look with colors of your blog.

Thinking about when CG was used exactly one time in the entirety of spongebobs pre-movie 3 season run

Like, they could’ve easily just had him instantaneously burst through the wall and get roughly the same joke across, but the fact the writers wanted him to slowly push through the wall like that SO BADLY that they went out of their way to implement the cg effect to do so is so fucking funny to me fndmmsmsms

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die