I'll Give This Much To Americans: We Really Are Impossible To Satirize.

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Reblog to give your favorite SpongeBob character a bowl of soup <3

when i came out as trans i had an old friend from my church days message me to congratulate me and ask me for my name and pronouns. and i was shocked tbh cause he was such a head-deep-up-the-church’s ass kind of guy so i was super wary.

and after digging a little deeper i found out that he was very supportive of transness, saying that trans men are men and trans women are women

BUT

he also believed in the church’s gender roles meaning that trans women had to marry men and be submissive wives and trans men had to marry women and be strong christian husbands.

which is like ????

the weirdest and most surreal form of trans inclusive misogyny i’ve ever seen.

Erm theyre right behind me arent they

Based on this meme