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*vibrates at a frequency to shatter glass*

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

This location is now Your Domain.  Do with it whatever you see fit.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this

Adobe is going to spy on your projects. This is insane.

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out