Precinct 41's Finest

the world is now paused / what would you like to do? / resume / > start over / quit

You’re always in the right place, at the right time

Two things I need Today's Youth to know:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

A rescued pelican in the backseat.

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

HEY, YOU!

DO YOU LIKE OLD COMPUTER GRAPHICS?!

did you like ANY of these photos? would you like to see HUNDREDS MORE OF THEM?! with THOUSANDS OF UNIQUE TEXTURES?! ALL FROM FUCKING DECEMBER 15TH, YEAR 2000?!

NOW YOU CAN!!!

THERE'S ALSO A BUNCH OF CLIPART FROM 1997 IN .WMF FORMAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THAT, BUT YOU MIGHT!

STILL not convinced???? LOOK AT THE DISC THEY CAME FROM!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!??!?!?!?!?! DON'T WAIT! GO LOOK AT THOSE JPEGS... TODAY!

I can't help but remember how last year they really fumbled the airdate with Tango Tangle. It should've been THE Valentine's day episode. Instead it comes out a near two weeks later.

Instead on Valentine's Day we got Pet the Rock where Patrick has a pet rock and Slappy is on a dog leash. This is it. True romance😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ALL OF THESE REQUIRE GETTING OUT OF BED

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder