Sometimes I Remember That "I'm So Fucking Normal Right Now" Is A Line From Disco Elysium. Like That's

the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this

so bc i am a Gross Dude my friends i and sometimes rate our burps and my coworker (who is a teen girl) burped in front of me once and i instinctively rated it

so now every time she burps she looks to me hopefully for a rating and bc she has delicate little baby burps i now have to create an entirely new Burp Rating System unique to her bc i rate anything below a 5 and she looks at me like this

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There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

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