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i love the gay dumbasses

Slider: I beg you, leave Mitchell alone Ice: We're having a staring contest Slider: He'd actually have to look back for it to be true, buddy.

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having friends is literally just like hey i drew this for u (i love you) i just found a batshit insane image and i can’t look at it alone so i’m sending it to you (i love you) it’s 4 am and i’m gonna bully you until you fall asleep (i love you) you need to eat today or else i’m gonna throw hands (i love you) i want to squeeze your ocs like a stress ball (i love you) we’re halfway across the globe from eachother in completely different timezones but i still say good morning anyway (i love you)

going off of my last post:

Mav would go ABSOLUTELY FERAL over black friday sales. This guy grew up poor, so you bet your ass that once he can, he buys so much unnecessary shit just cause it's on sale.

Rich Boy Ice on the other hand. He does not understand why mav has such strong desires to get trampled by a swarming hoard of people to get things he will never use.

(Mav always gets Ice something. Either it is something completely ridiculous, or he gets Ice something he has wanted for a while)

I rewatched Mission Impossible dead reckoning, this time with my parents, and holy shit im CACKLING. i forgot how fucking funny that one car chase scene is. my whole family was like. crying from laughing. it's just something about that tiny ass yellow car drifting circles.

oh my fucking gods i want this on my wall

my own personal feeling is that Ice is gay, like only liking men homosexual bitch kinda gay, but Mav is 100 and 50% bisexual. hes the bi baby of the group and ice loves him for it

Yes, my bi erasure post might have a little to do with Icemav. But please hear me out. A lot of people will use the word gay when what they really mean is "not straight." I personally believe that this is the case with Val Kilmer referring to Iceman as "gay." Because there is evidence to suggest that both him and Maverick are bisexual.

This is just my opinion, though, so I guess I can't be upset with other people for consistently referring to them as gay. It just sucks because it feels like bisexuals/ bisexuality end up being overlooked or glossed over. I personally love seeing bi representation in media. It helps me feel seen and heard.

What do y'all think? I would appreciate hearing other people's opinions!

so, what im hearing is: All the bi bitches are left handed, all the homo/hetero hoes are right handed. I fully support this.

okay so, i’m left handed and was thinking about how tom cruise is left handed and how it fits maverick so well and i started thinking about everyone else, so these are my headcanons:

- Mav: left handed, i can’t exactly describe why he is so left handed core but he just is, you know? he’s always complaining about smudging his writing and not being able to use scissors

- Ice: right handed, this man is the definition of a right handed person and he definitely has really good handwriting, and definitely prefers handwriting over typing on a computer

- Slider: left handed, now this one is a lil funky but hear me out, he was right handed but broke his wrist when he was a kid so he had to learn to write with his left and now he’s just used to it

- Hollywood: right handed, i really have no idea about this but he just doesn’t give lefty vibes, maybe because he’s just so normal man to me

- Wolf: ambidextrous, in my mind wolf and mav are the same guy in different fonts, very energetic and always itching to do something with their hands, he thinks it’s the coolest thing and tells every new person he meets

- Goose: right handed, once again a very normal dude, also i think mav and carole would both be lefties and goose would be the calm that balances them out, he tried to train himself to write with his left hand cuz he thought it was cooler, but it never worked

- Carole: left handed, y’all cannot tell me this woman is not left handed, the vibes are immaculate and i think being left handed makes people more fun and she’s fun so boom

he's a very pretty man

val kilmer 🎀

I JUST SAW A GIRL AT MY COLLEGE WEARING A RECREATION OF MAVERICK'S LEATHER JACKET??? LIKE I WANT TO KNOW WHERE SHE GOT IT AND SHIT BUT I'VE GOT LECTURE SOBBING

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