Im Reblogging This For The Sole Purpose Of Ease Of Finding It Next Time I Need A Laugh

I feel like Ice would have no moral code when it comes to Thanksgiving shopping. He would (and probably has) gotten into a fistfight with an elderly woman over the last can of pumpkin. There is nothing that will come in between Ice and the ingredients to his Babushka's recipes.

Mav does not give a single shit about thanksgiving food.

ahh????? i fucking love this????

Sorry that its kind of a long post, too tired to figure out why the ‘read more’ thingie isn’t working :’3

YAY COMBINATION OF MY TWO HYPERFIXTATIONS!!!!

but in full honesty, Mav and Goose would be KILLER during gymnastics.

(in my heart tho i want them all to be on the mens beach volleyball team)

olympics au because it’s been the only thing i’ve been watching the past week !! 🥇

goosemav as gymnasts, ice as a swimmer and slider as a beach volleyball player :)

Ethical concerns of your boyfriend also being your doctor be damned! My boys are gay!

going off of my last post:

Mav would go ABSOLUTELY FERAL over black friday sales. This guy grew up poor, so you bet your ass that once he can, he buys so much unnecessary shit just cause it's on sale.

Rich Boy Ice on the other hand. He does not understand why mav has such strong desires to get trampled by a swarming hoard of people to get things he will never use.

(Mav always gets Ice something. Either it is something completely ridiculous, or he gets Ice something he has wanted for a while)

being an adult and writing a book with your friend is like is like, "heres a chapter sorry it took me a while i had to deal with my professor cause he refused to change my grade on the exam even though we went over my 'mistakes' and it ended up i was right. Oh and also I had 3 other exams today"

being an adult and writing fanfic is like, "heres a fic sorry it took me a while i had to liase with a farmer who would not get back to me and then i got busy testing his soil and drawing maps on his property"

oh i love them

Good luck prying that child away from them, Rooster. Grandparents Icemav, my true weakness ahaha

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RIP Val Kilmer.

Your performances changed me forever.

"my art isnt the best" my ass. this is AMAZING and i'm obsessed

So. Because of my dumb autistic brain, I am unable to think about anything, not top gun related, for longer than an hour tops... so as I was babysitting my niece, I thought... "Hmm, icemav would be such good girldads material." And so. I present to you Nikoletta Mitchell-Kazanska(Polish ice headcanon is not going to leave me alone so yeah) who was adopted at 7 months old by her amazing new navy dads and is a little shit most of the time. She has one of those kid-obsessions where they really like one thing and one thing only for some time and will talk your ears off about fish. (Please, please, please keep in mind these are doodles i made in class, and i just wanted to share them to maybe make someone smile, I know my art is not good, im trying my best. Please be kind)((edit: i was waiting for someone to find the little easter eggs on the fridge but well... nobody did so im adding a close-up))