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who wants to have a playdate tonight [SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY]

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation

ao3 discourser people are so insane like "it's a bastion of free speech and the most important thing on the internet" "noooo it's immoral and directly correlates to violence against minorities" actually i think it's a website where people post fanfiction

hey no offense but uhhh

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Starting a compilation

somebody help me

how does this shit work

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

getting a new Fictional Guy in your collection is like. yeah this is my son bilbus swaggins hes sopping wet and i found him abandoned in a cardboard box behind a dennys. i put him through unimaginable amounts of terror at all hours of the day and night

one thing about me is i will make a playlist