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He drew them in their Egghead outfits

And he drew them looking at each others eyes.

That ain't gay.

I guess no one ships ZoLu more than Zoro himself

Imagine old men Zolu but they are both in their 60s and Luffy would still fling himself on to Zoro's back for a piggyback ride. Luffy, who is as large as Garp, and Zoro, who has chronic back pain but Luffy would still insist Zoro to carry him as if they were still 19 and 21.

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But it's actually 60 yo Zoro sitting in front of Luffy's grave imagining a future IF Luffy did lived longer because Luffy didn't live pass his forties. He would rather suffer tha pain of having a giant Luffy hurting his back than his current life where Luffy isn't there anymore.

idk, but this live rent free on my mind that one chapter on the manga of zoro and luffy wherein they were on the side of the sunny and suddenly luffy ask zoro where did kuma send him and they talked, even the crew were giving them space/privacy to catch up on each other. 🥹

Zoro's official number is 1111 and Chapter 1111 of the manga is titled The Sun's Shield. Although some may argue that Zoro is Luffy's sword and Sanji should be the shield, I personally think that Zoro deserves to be called Luffy's shield too for all the times Zoro protected his Captain, whether Oda purposely named the chapter that way or not.

I think my favorite way to look at love interests for both Falin and Laios is that both of them always got at least like two people eyeing them up and down but being oblivious to it.

Especially when it comes to ships like Farcille and Chilaios with their individual partners just having to stand guard while both of them just don’t care or even took notice.

And I just love the idea of Chilchuck having to like run off people double his size like Toshiro from Laios or Marcille just malding from the amount of people trying to flirt with Falin.

i like when they have the same or similar reactions to things

I have to believe there’s no way Minx, George, and everyone else all weren’t 100% aware of what was going on. Maybe George was a little offended that Minx spat on him but I doubt he really cared. They all knew from the beginning that they weren’t going to actually date. George picked Minx for the clout (for both of them). If he stops being such an awkward fuck he and Minx could be very chaotic friends similar to how he and Dream are. 

But ~females~ am I right? so of course he’s like “Wot do I do?” and Dream and Sapnap are not there to be helpful because they hate women and they love ruining George’s life, whereas George merely fails to relate to women. But they all stuck to the plan regardless. Also Andrea’s entire idk “arc”? was brilliantly thought out and I have to believe Dream was behind it all. 

Something feels so artificial about all of this, and I don’t mean that as a negative. Like as long as it’s interesting, I’m sure Dream knows what he’s doing. What I’m saying is that Dream expertly manipulated the entire minecraft fandom into breaking records to watch his twink friend swallow his own vomit and go on a date with a woman. And in the process he got 2 women immense amounts of clout, simp points from the lesbians, and I’m convinced at least Andrea will show up on the SMP shortly. Dream himself is amused, but also gains points with his fans for faux flirting with George the entire time, and forever having Austin’s gratitude, which he can use to expand his brand.

It’s kind of sinister if you think about it. Dream pimping out his ambiguously gay best friend for the spectacle of it all? Does this fulfill some weird ass power play fetish he and George have? Are these intricate rituals as per usual Mr. Wastaken?? Answer the question Mr. Wasta-

Luffy who's afraid to be left all alone and Zoro who easily utters the words "I'll follow him to hell if I have to." No one does it like them

techno is in charge of the pizza money when dadza is out

Zolu with matching slippers.

Luffy's are little marimors with faces and small plastic swords in their mouth and Zoro's are meats with strawhats. Usopp and Nami made them.

I can draw stick figures for this, but please, some zoluers bless us with your art. This is so adorable 😭