Emodrawz - *Gasp* It's Aliveeeeeee

Just your daily reminders:

Racists are a problem

White people are not

Homophobes are a problem

Straight people are not

Transphobes are a problem

Cis people are not

Sexists are a problem

Men are not

And most importantly,

Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

yep can conform 

 I’m afraid of Americans

Tbh I still don’t know

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I've had to use my safe word once in my life. My safe word is “my blue marble.” I was staying over at my grandma’s for Christmas when one of my aunts was yelling at me and my cousins for something (she was drunk btw) and it scared me because she was looking more and more agitated with each word from her mouth. So i walked up to my dad and said “hay daddy can i have my blue marble to show meggy?” He immediately got my mom and brother to the living room away from her and told the other parents she was drunk. While I was away she smacked her OWN KID and threatened me to my brother WHO WAS 4!!!! I WAS 6!!!!!! So yah give your kids safe words people.

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

so i played hungergames sim and...this is what happened

The Bloodbath roman, vine, and puppy get into a fight. puppy triumphantly kills them both. Day 1 Terrence bashes remus's head in with a mace. thomas overpowers quil, killing her. virgil dies from hunger. Arena Event The arena's border begins to rapidly contract. puppy trips on a tree root and is unable to recover fast enough. patton trips on a tree root and is unable to recover fast enough. repression is electrocuted by the border. feelings trips on a tree root and is unable to recover fast enough. Thinking they could escape, joan and thomas attempt to run through the border together. DecYEET pushes Terrence into the border while he is not paying attention. janus restrains deodorant to a tree and leaves her to die. Thinking they could escape, adultery and tik tok attempt to run through the border together. spider baby trips on a tree root and is unable to recover fast enough. Night 1 crofters dies from hunger. The Feast valerie and logan fight DecYEET and rat boi. valerie and logan survive. janus strangles snek after engaging in a fist fight. Day 2 No deaths occurred. Night 2 No deaths occurred. Day 3 No deaths occurred. Night 3 No deaths occurred. Day 4 No deaths occurred. Night 4 janus poisons valerie's drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies. Day 5 valerie bashes logan's head in with a mace. talyn cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. The winner is valerie from District 6! 

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i was expecting more murder 

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/reaping.php

This is the villain I chose to love..

the two times he was longer on screen he ended up laughing dramatically/completely over the top

popped up chuckling evilly when Thomas was lying

his gestures are exaggerated but also sassy at times

sarcastic

“You foolish dummy.”

“Aw shoot! >:(” when Thomas told Joan the truth

the first time he sunk out he moved like a snake

the second time he gave Thomas double birds

Deceit “Classy” Sanders

has a Scooby Doo costume

(musical) puns

sometimes hisses the s-sounds

Conclusion: He’s a dramatic dork.