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Inquisitor: I'm feeling sort of existentially insane, but I'm trying to hold it together.

Cassandra: I'm so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.

Leliana: Stop snitchin', motherfucker.

Josephine: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's exhausting.

Cullen: I used to smoke crack.

Varric: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Solas: If it's one of those "true or false" questions you should be able to add a third option, which is, "who's to say?"

Vivienne: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Dorian: Then, for a backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.

Sera: STREET SMARTS

Cole: Things don't exist until they exist.

Blackwall: And then I said, "No," you know, like a liar.

Iron Bull: I took it, drank all of it, and said, "It's perfume."

Krem: Oh, well, thank you for asking. Well, you know how I'm full of rage?

Lace Harding: I'm very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

Hawke: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.

Lemon popsicles, blueberry bushes by the handful, and sunburned shoulders with a map of the world. I want you. to fall in love with me.  say yes.  yes. and yes. Tell me that you already are.

Love, Em // Already (via scribblingwithstardust)

I feel so disappointed in myself. I forgot to carry a book with me today and now I'm just sitting here bored out of my mind.

Find yourself a freak like this

50 books to read before you die!

# 1 The Lord of the Rings Trilogy # 2 1984 # 3 Pride and Prejudice # 4 The Grapes of Wrath # 5 To Kill a Mockingbird # 6 Jane Eyre # 7 Wuthering Heights # 8 A Passage to India # 9 The Lord of The Flies # 10 Hamlet # 11 A Bend in the River # 12 The Great Gatsby # 13 The Catcher in the Rye # 14 The Bell Jar # 15 Brave New World # 16 The Diary of a Young Girl # 17 Don Quixote # 18 The Bible # 19 The Canterbury Tales # 20 Ulysses # 21 The Quiet American # 22 Birdsong # 23 Money # 24 Harry Potter Series # 25 Moby Dick # 26 The Wind in the Willows # 27 His Dark Materials Series # 28 Anna Karenina # 29 Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland # 30 Rebecca # 31 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time # 32 On The Road # 33 Heart of Darkness # 34 The Way We Live Now # 35 The Stranger (Algeria) # 36 The Color Purple # 37 Life of Pi # 38 Frankenstein # 39 The War of the Worlds # 40 Men Without Women # 41 Gulliver’s Travels # 42 A Christmas Carol # 43 Huckleberry Finn # 44 Robinson Crusoe # 45 One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest # 46 Catch 22 # 47 The Count of Monte Cristo # 48 Memoirs of a Geisha # 49 The Divine Comedy # 50 The Picture of Dorian Gray

                                             and I almost said your name.

(insp)

I thought I breathed the perfume in your blood.

Charles Baudelaire, from The Balcony (via violentwavesofemotion)

Elizabeth Bennet: This is my ex-fiancé, Fitzwilliam Darcy.

Mr. Darcy: You’ve got to stop introducing me like that.

Mr. Darcy: I’m her husband.

Rowrat is a prince but a prince of what?

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