If You Receive A YouTube Link To EiRPoAFl-P4 DON’T Click On It

When you stay up late and you’re alone with your self deprecating thoughts

adwoa @ simone rocha fw17

a great idea:

mispell dildo trumpet’s name and only call him by his first name

Dear Bioware,

Many people have said similar before, but in DA:4 I better see:

-Dorian “perfect butt” Pavus taking the magisterium apart while looking goddAMN fabulous in Tevinter fashion

-Everyone’s favorite broody elf ripping out magister hearts and keeping them in a jar next to his love letters from Hawke

-The Inquisitor flipping off every wolf they see

- Cremiscius Aclassi, AKA Krem Puff, Kremsicle, Krem de la créme, lord of my heart finally being romanceable and being HAPPY FOREVER LIKE HE DESERVES

thank you and goodnight

Rowrat is a prince but a prince of what?

okay but workalcoholic parents carrying their kid everywhere.

SJM is never gonna care about a character she doesn't want to be or want to fuck.

Wow this is so accurate 

TAZ: Balance characters as generated sexual identies

Taako:

Magnus:

Merle:

Lucretia:

Barry:

Davenport:

Lup:

Kravitz:

Angus:

Killian:

Carey:

NO-3113:

Johann:

Avi:

Garfield:

Roswell:

BONUS

John:

(in the voice of shane madej) two ghoooosts chillin in a hotel, can’t see em though ‘cause they’re not real