Utena: —and Then LeBron James Like… He Like… Shit Sorry, I Lost My Train Of Thought Just Looking

Sometimes you just gotta yurify a ship to enjoy it to the fullest

and some lietbel yuri stuff because I like it more than ordinary lietbel lol

Gintare (my headcanon name for nyo Liet) often thought about what it would be like if she were a man. Would she have been physically stronger? Of course, her strength depended directly on the state of her country, but could she then have been strong enough not to let Russia abuse her? Could she have been freer then and not have to listen all her life that she is owing someone something just because she was born a girl? Would her life have been better? Would she have been able to protect her "sisters"? Finally would Belarus have seen her as a worthy partner? Ah, if only she were a man...

you who shine, i stand next to you

I can't get it out of my head, so I made an animatic 😭🤲

infinitely looping gif of utena rolling around

“And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light”

boo

That's a legendary Tumblr pull

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Art by Mikko Tyllinen