Another Healer For Me To Aggressively Add To My Party :D

I AM THE RICHEST FUCKER TO EVER MOTHER!!

my mouth hurts like hell

I want to punch my orthodontist and tear out his jaw

.... but that'd be mean, so maybe not

pov ur Venti having your monthly scheduled breakdown

"dead dove: do not eat" dead dove, ᴘʀᴇʜᴇᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴠᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴜᴍ ᴏꜰ 500 ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇꜱ ꜰᴀʜʀᴇɴʜᴇɪᴛ. dead dove, ʀᴏᴀꜱᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ꜰɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜱɪx ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇꜱ.

Revivaln't

Wow, villains can sure talk. It's been- uhhh

Seven minutes.

Thanks Vio. Seven minutes that Dinky Bitch here has been monologuing. Much too long. Please get to the point good sir-

He is nowhere near good.

Tolerable s-

Still no.

Sir.

…

Fucker.

pfft- 

"And well.. I have the means to bring your dear shadow back from the dead." 

Four zoned back in at that line with a slow, slow blink. 

Four sighed. 

He took out his journal and pen. 

Opened to the second page, as the first was full, and made a single tally mark. 

Closed his book with a snap, and put it away. 

All without breaking eye contact. 

"283." 

If Dark Link could, he'd be sweating buckets. He twitched at every sound and actually flinched when four talked. 

"That's how many times I've been offered such a ridiculous thing." 

Off to the side, seemingly from the ground, muffled laughter could be heard. A being emerged from Four's shadow. 

"Dude!" Shadow said, then almost broke into cackles, "I'm right here! Been here for a while now!"

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this has been sitting in my docs collecting dust for a while now. It feels incomplete and i wanna do more with it, but... the brain juices ain't flowin. If anyone wants to continue it, go right ahead.

the guide doesn't make sense

fuck it we ball. chaos crochet

got a beginners crochet kit for free

gonna try it

Paimon, my beloved. <3

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

this is like my favoritest thing ever. also love how this is how i end up introducing my little homemade blorbo to the internet.

the sister agrees, she is absolutely in love with the lil comic. also says you absolutely nailed Rei's characterization and behavior.

a bonus answer as to what she's dreaming of.

it's oranges. im planning on a bit of a gag with oranges. they're how she starts teaching shika "divine tounge", or, yk english.

I plan on publishing her on ao3, not so sure how soon, though I did have a big burst of energy and inspo recently

first person who reblogs this with a picture of their oc and a little blurb ab them, Ill draw ur oc for u (quality not guaranteed)

happy Lantern Rite! ^-^

Shikako fandom is like if a few many eyed angels descended and went "god is dead, but worry not. we will take care of things from here."

Kei fandom is like thinking the room you're in is crowded with people, but actually it's just one person with fifteen microphones.