Me Infiltrating Crockett Island To Get The Hot Vampire Priest To Fuck Me:

I'm taking her to my place today, bending her over my desk, and fucking her so good she can't walk. I wanna watch her ass jiggle as I pound into her, I wanna leave scratches and hickeys on her back, I want to lick the mess away after she cums🤤🤤

this is about lesbain sex, men and minors DNI

oh to be fingerfucked until I pass out

it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

new tattoo! I designed it myself😁 I love it so much, my artist is amazing!

I got to fuck her today with the strap I bought holy shit- she took it from behind and made the most gorgeous noises istg I'm so in love

A giant hairless vampire with wings? In my congregation? It’s more likely than you think.

some men just give “gullible horny preist vibes” - like let me make you reconsider your faith through seduction king

It is so funny to hear non-Ghost fans make comments on the extensive Ghost lore and express their genuine confusion at what is happening.

"Why does everyone call these skeleton men "Papa"? Is this some weird daddy kink type of thing?"

"What do you mean their first two songs were first sang in 1969!? How is that possible?"

"Who is Terzo? Secondo? Primo?"

"Wait, they're Satanists?!"

"What do you mean they brought their dead satanic dad back to life for a few minutes so he could have a killer saxophone solo?"

"Is this song about marijuana or oral sex?"

"Who or what is a Copia?"

"How do the nameless Ghouls have names?"

"Juiceboxes? Beijing beef? Evaporated milk?!"

"Who is this "Seestor"?

"Is this band Christian? I heard they have a song called Bible!"

"Do they really tell the people at Rituals to quite literally go fuck themselves?"

"Everywhere I look, there's rats."

I want to help her, not because I think she’s incapable, but because she deserves to be taken care of.

Yeah you’re perfectly capable of opening a door by yourself, but isn’t it just nice if I hold it open for you instead? I know you’re strong enough to carry your own bags, but let me lighten the load anyway. You can cook a nice meal, but what if you just relax on the couch, and let me make it for you? You might not really need a hug in this moment, but I can give you one anyway, because hugs aren’t just for when you feel bad. I’m well aware that you’re capable of doing simple tasks, like making your bed, or folding your laundry. I’d just like to do it for you anyway.

I just want to take care of her in the simplest of ways, taking care of the little things.