“Be Cunning And Full Of Tricks And Your People Shall Never Be Destroyed.”

Ghost is drinking spirits

JEJAGFJDJWKSJDHHEUSB NEW CHAPTER SSKK AAAAAA *DIES*

There's a sewing kit underneath my bed | That might fix you up 'til you break again

Happy birthday Han Sooyoung! I'm very late, but I finished!!

I made custard with caramel today, and then made caramel sauce and fuckin hell why’d I always forget I can’t bake that long I’m so tired and everything hurts

I said it to my sister when I was trying to stretch, but I’m like a marionette who was in storage for 20 years and my joints are solid and then mice chewed my strings and it’s time to lie down now

january month of yuugi

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

how stupid would one be, if they perhaps didn't think to check how long to microwave popcorn for, and theoretically got it confused with steamed vegetables.

and microwaved popcorn for six minutes. which then theoretically was smoking.

also unrelated... i'm home again and finishing another dr. edgeman

You’ve been randomly assigned a fandom ship that is your new OTP. Spin this wheel to discover what it is.

Why is this always the kind of result I get from these quizzes

I was bored so I took a mental age test, twice

Taking an avg., I’m 11

Accurate