Blinky And Aaarrrgghh Are Such A Cute Duo

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

Newest and biggest oil painting is done! Full will be on patreon for awhile.

a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

Art by Aaron Hong

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

Got an allergic reaction from just holding a banana next to my face

I’m possessed