The Radical Left Will Try To Convince You That You Can't Impregnate Your Cis Boyfriend; These Are Lies

Oooo look at he :3

check out the whiskers on this dude we have at work rn

forklifts should live in matriarchal herds like elephants i think

A lover

O love this headcanonnn. I like to think that link lost his arm entirely at the end, just so that they would be sort of forced to remember what they experienced in the short (sorta) amount of time that totk takes place in. Stories are always more interesting to me when the heros don't come out unscathed.

I’d like to think she keeps some of those dragon features 😭

Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

All to try and get me to play scp smh

yeah sure theres a story but my real takeaway from totk is