Meow 🫡🔥👍😿🛐

I don’t know anything about ace attorney

california girls we’re unforgivable

People calling Sam and Celia's ship name "ripsam" really had the right idea huh

I FORGOT TO REUPLOAD THIS STUPID JOKE

I laughed WAY too hard while making this btw

in honor of super mario sunshine turning 20 heres my first and only experience w the game. I rented it from blockbuster as a kid and the game froze on this screen. i thought i messed up the tutorial and mario was now in jail forever. i cried.

never touched the game again

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

I made yeto’s pumpkin/goat cheese/salmon soup and it’s changing my life a little bit, like holy SHIT this yeti knows what he’s doing

forcing myself to do pose studies i am in pain

What are they doing to Mr Pickle these days... no respect :(

mr pickle

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