Me Whenever I Scroll Through Twitter

love to collect fake comments from social media based horror films 

*mild totk spoilers*

A fairly quick fanart of the ending of totk. Just needed to get some of the Zelink obsession out of my brain. It’s wild they’re not fully cannon yet even though it’s so heavily implied and they literally live together, but whooooooo cares when the game is so goddamn good

You could drown :(

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

Huge dumb PL dump where 99.9% is from last year bc I forgot to post practically everything here </3

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

Cannot believe that Howl is really just. some bitch from Wales.

My first contribution to the Star Trek fandom

I still get pissy every time I see an illustration like

because THAT! IS NOT! PROPORTIONAL! That is not an accurate diagram!!!

Here! Here is an actual image captured by the OSIRIS-REx spacecraft. THIS is what the distance between the Earth and the Moon actually looks like:

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

yk how in like 2019 you would lose mutuals overnight to kpop. it feels like the modern equivalent of that is mutuals becoming a blog abt either star trek or wrestling overnight