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Cover illustation for a potential totk fancomic I may or may not make? I have a bunch of headcannons about the game, and could probably make something pretty cool. My general concept is more centered around the sages and the stones themselves, and their origin. Though I was pretty happy overall with TotK's story, it felt pretty disconnected from the Zelda lore I'm already familiar with, so I just want to draw some connections between what I know about the franchise, and Totk's actual plot (with some(many) changes). But yea. Time will tell with this one.

NO BC ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAD NEVER HAD A TOMATO UNTIL THEY CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND I WILL NEVER LET THEM LIVE IT DOWN.

Sick burn bro

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

Echoes of Wisdom

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

Ur so smart op yes absolutely omg. This is forcing me to make a little comiccc >:3

sooooo obsessed with Hylia being A Thing in Botw/Totk and specifically her being the goddess Zelda prays to bc it's been so long since SkSw that history forgot that Zelda was Hylia so she just kept praying to a figure who no longer exists so of course it didn't work!!!! The power was insider her all along!!! It's not something granted to her by a higher power, she is the higher power!!!!!! It finally kicked in when she wanted to save Link bc for the first time, she was reaching from within herself for her power so she could protect someone she loves, rather than asking a Goddess who has been gone for a very long time.

😲😲😲 LOZ FIC!!! LETS GO???!

feat. me singing bc i think too highly of my voice :)

I feel like a common Star Trek question is “who’s your favorite captain?” but I’ve always been more interested in who people’s favorite chief engineer is. I feel like the engineers are always, not only extremely skilled, but also very likable characters… and for me personally it’s much harder to choose a favorite engineer than it is to choose a favorite captain. So, if you would, reblog this and tag your favorite chief engineer.

I've noticed the new era of Zelda fans aren't aware of this gem, so I thought I'd upload it here. This was a commercial exclusively for Japan in the early 90s to promote A Link to the Past for the Super Famicom. It's fully choreographed, and the practical effects and puppeteering aged super well for its time! Not to mention, the rap is still bangin☆

He's so silly

I dont really know what to pit here, but I made a guy! I've had this consept kind of sizzling on the backburner of my mind for a while now, but i finally had the inspiration to scribble him out!

If you have any name suggestions, let me know, I've just been calling him "little freak"