“…what the actual fuck- PUT IT BACK!” Alex exclaimed, hands flying everywhere around them. They‘d done enough things today that could make them criminals back in her hometown, and the same was probably true here, alternate universe or timeline or whatever! Honestly, Alex was getting really tired of this job already, and the Lieutenant wasn’t making any of it easier.
“Pft-“ The maniac in question cawed, spinning the bloody sword with a crazed giddiness. It made the other uneasy. “Why would I do that, mi amiga, when he’s already dead?” The bloodied silver of the blade was pointed right in Alex’s face, almost grazing the very tip of her nose. The girl shrieked, falling backwards onto the dusty, rocky ground.
“D-don’t point it at me!” She choked out rather squeakily, glaring daggers as the other cackles.
“Alright, alright, I will!” Phoenix waved a hand as she responded, spinning the sword one more time. Soon enough, she tossed it over her head. They heard it whistling flying through the air for a moment, until a shriek of pain echoed it. The blonde’s almost bat-like ears fell a bit, clawed hands grabbing Alex’s as they fell into a run. “Rápida, to the avian city!”
“To the what?!”
“Luego; I’ll explain after my shortcut!”
“That doesn’t-“ Her frustration was silenced by her own shriek as she was dragged head first into a portal. The golden glow disoriented everything, ears buzzing and ringing in tune with every single sensation of the universe. It was like being pulled like taffy and torn apart, only put back together by tape; All for a god damn shortcut! They should’ve kept that sword, so Alex could chop that cocky, careless head off it’s immortal pedestal.
Oh, right. Immortal.
God damn this job.
“Where did you get a sword?!”
“Found it.”
“Where?!”
“Dead body.”
Maybe he grew up bilingual? That’s like…maybe 2 languages down pat, plus his memorization skills are incredibly adept, as he can memorize a book at what’s essentially hyper speed. He definitely learned them as part of his ninja training from what can be inferred.
Now, the funnier answer is that he just hyperfixated on languages too hard and- oops now he knows 17 languages
Look as much as I love the random Espio trivia we got from TMOSTH, how does someone learn 17 languages FLUENTLY by the age of 16
These are so cool! I wanna use one!
Transparent pixel planets for pride month! These make good icons. Use with credit and don’t delete my caption <3
Checking every trash bin for clues :) 🗑🔍
Wifi went out so I finished this little doodle comic while I had some free time :) Just something silly I thought of last night ☺️
your Legolas is definitely the prettiest 🥺♥️ the official Legolas for me even
What's funny is that even though I've been drawing brown-haired and -skinned Legolas since like 2005, the raccoon comic is definitely the dumbest I've ever drawn him. Normally I make him real heroic:
Here he is heroically patrolling a Mirkwood escarpment (2017)
And watching the destruction of Mt. Doom while favoring a heroically bowstring-burnt forearm (2019) and staring heroically into the distance in Rohan (2016)
When Im in a "murdering my silly blue friend, who turned into a robot that one time" competiton and my opponent is Espio.
I would love to read what you THINK this edit is about, but I will just tell you anyway. Valdez the chameleon was Espios mentor and friend, but when he was roboticized and threatened to harm every other chameleon, Espio ended his life. Now, when he was tricked into killing Sonic, what do you think he was thinking about? How he has killed another friend? How Eggman caused this again? How he must just be destined to hurt others? You decide. Let me tell you though, they werent good thoughts. Something something Valdez was his mentor something something Sonic reminds him of him something something survivors guilt also general dislike as defense mechanism idk. Figure it out.
Also if the rest of the caption didn’t clue you in, this relates to my TMOSTH au. You know, the one Ive been editing for months. The whole blowdart being lethal thing, where he (almost) kills Sonic with it and the trains Ai forces him to keep pretending its part of the murder mystery. And the whole 'Sonic and Espio are friends but theres some upset feelings there' thing? Yeah. That. Doesnt matter though its entirely canon compliant. (I did in fact edit those Valdez sprites and even redrew a panel from the comic because I hate how the artist draws Chameleons I am so annoying.)
So I decided that, after seeing an old redesign attempt from February in my gallery, I was going to reattempt to give this wonderful woman from the Archie comics a new look!
While I haven’t exactly gotten caught up with everything from the Archie comics, I did hyper-fixate on everything Ninja related. So, let’s go ahead and attempt a modernized rendition of
The Bride of Constant Vigil, one of the three remaining brides of the Matriarchal Dragon Kingdom, Head of the Shinobi Clan, Mother and Master to Espio the Chameleon.
After having inherited her title from a young age, she hardened herself with training and the responsibility of keeping her clan safe. Due to the clan wars being endlessly brutal, Vigil made the decision to take her people and retreat into the shadows, using their honed techniques of invisibility and espionage to keep watch over threats. Even so, the clan still kept their distance from the actual battles, turning their eyes towards other zones in the mean time…just in case. Then came the peace treaty, though none of the Brides truly believed it would last very long…
She personally trained her child, making sure that he would be prepared for any enemy or trouble, should he have to face it. Despite this, Vigil forbid him from actually leaving to go on any missions, which led to him eventually vanishing, leaving only a vague note and a single Kunai. Furious and frantic, she sent a trusted and trained guard to find him. Leading up to present day, she has heard from neither her son nor the guard she sent.
Speaking of present day, the matriarch has become cold and closed off from others, spending most of her time meditating or training on her own. She has become brash and hard from time and will not hesitate to silence you for good if you step one foot out of line. While on the side of neutrality, Vigil remains as brutal as her fellow Brides.
Might end up doing this for the other brides and stuff too. I just really like ninjas
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