Quitting My Job To Paint Every Inch Of My House

Posted via Instagram on the 12th of April, 2024

POV: oo-nye see this at your backdoor 🤭💛

anytime I'm worried about becoming a boring medium ugly man with testosterone I just think of all the boring medium ugly men my awesome beautiful online mutuals want to fuck and I feel better. and a little scared cause I know the other stuff they want to do to those guys

Y'all look at this goofy-ass teenage spoonbill trying to figure out what branches can actually bear his weight

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

No joke though watching people on here say the most basic heterosexual catholic ass bullshit is so funny straight up wymmmm you think if someone hasn’t been proposed to in two years they should break up. Wym there’s no point to a relationship without the end goal of marriage. Wym you think liking photos on instagram is indicative of wanting to cheat. Wym you think nonmonogamy is soulless. God damn lol you’re skirting the line judging of people based on body counts and saying bisexuals are more likely to cheat at that point

ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024) - Production Design by Naaman Marshall

"I want to be a dragon."

I personally think it’s time for a tattoo

Max Wolf Valerio in Transgender Warriors by Leslie Fienberg (read his book The Testosterone Files here for free!)