You’re An Alien Spy That Has Replaced Someone In Order To Blend In On Earth. Turns Out The Guy You

Random linguistic worldbuilding: A language with six sets of pronouns, which are set by one's current state of existence. There's a separate pronoun for people who are alive, people who are dead, and potential future people who are yet to be born, and the ambiguous ones of "may or may not be alive or aleady dead", "may or may not have even been born yet", and the ultimate general/ambiguous all-covering one that covers all ambiguous states.

The culture has a specific defined term for that tragic span of time when a widow keeps accidentally referring to their spouse with living pronouns. New parents-to-be dropping the happy surprise news of a pregnancy by referring to their future child with the "is yet to be born" pronoun instead of a more ambiguous one and waiting for the "wait what did you just say?" reactions.

Someone jokingly referring to themselves with the dead person pronouns just to highlight how horrible their current hangover is. A notorious aspiring ladies' man who keeps trying to pursue women in their 20s despite of approaching middle age fails to notice the insult when someone asks him when he's planning to get married, and uses the pronoun that implies that his ideal future bride may not even be born yet.

A mother whose young adult child just moved away from home for the first time, who continues to dramatically refer to their child with "may or may not be already dead" until the aforementioned child replies to her on facebook like "ma stop telling people I'm dead" and having her respond with "well how could I possibly know that when you don't even write to us? >:,C"

listen I’m just dreading the day when they’re gonna screw us over and close this site for lack of use. you already see people talking like “oh I miss Tumblr” all the time like we’re not still RIGHT FREAKING HERE enjoying our fandom shenanigans in real time…like half the memes on Twitter and Insta are just reposted from here??? uh?? what is that saying???

like I KNOW that Tumblr usage has plummeted and half the blogs that follow me are probably dormant by now. I know that. but if other social media outlets aren’t gonna learn a thing or two about hiding follower counts or allowing tag-based organization or ACTUALLY SHOWING POSTS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER FOR ONCE, then I don’t want them touching this one

You can only reblog this today.

new type of guy just dropped

Like can we summon this m

hi yeah so if you are donald trump, support donald trump, or are going to vote for donald trump, please unfollow me like now

“By reblogging this post you confirm that you are not Donald Trump, you are in no way affiliated to Donald Trump, you are not reblogging this on behalf of Donald Trump or an associate of Donald Trump. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this post will not make its way into the hands of Donald Trump”

I, Fandom Trash Garbage-Dumpster(yes that is my full name), have spent 5 whole minutes looking at a reference picture of Kokichi Ouma just to draw his as a magical girl. This isn't even the finished product yet....

I love this drawing so much lol

Humans are born with demon counterparts to protect them.The more innocent and pure a person is the more mean fierce and terrifying their demon becomes.Today you met an 82 year old woman with the kindest sweetest demon you’ve ever met.

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

Do the people around you ever make you feel super invalid about your phobias? Like Everytime you you encounter your fears, they laugh at you for being afraid