Eleanor Rawling

my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed*

me:

Special Prosecutor

Special Prosecutor

Today, in things we never expected to be posting to this blog as serious technology: The Warp Drive.

Apparently, scientists at NASA have developed a mathematical model showing that true warp drive may be possible using practical amounts of energy.

This would make it possible to get to the star system closest to Earth in about 5 months.

Amazing.  Now, they must test it in the lab.

WATCH FOR FROZEN BOTNETS, THAT NO MATTER HOW OLD OR NEW ARE ALL CONSISTENTLY CONSISTENT WITH THE OTHER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES, NO MATTER THEIR AGES. ESSENTIALLY SET IN VARIOUS WAYS TO NEVER EVOLVE OR CHANGE, THOSE TYPES OF BOTNETS ARE ESSENTIALLY ALWAYS JUDGED AS RETARDED IN TERMS OF CRIMINAL SOPHISTICATION BY TIME TRAVELING CRIMINALS OR TIME TRAVELING MILITARIES OR TIME TRAVELING RESOURCE PIRATES FROM OUTSIDE THIS CLUSTER OF GALAXIES, AND DUE TO THOSE JUDGEMENTS, CONSISTENTLY ATTRACT CRIMINALS FROM OUTSIDE THIS AREA TO DIRECT THEIR ATTENTIONS THIS DIRECTION, HOPING FOR EASY SCORES

Barack Obama and Joe Biden

President & Vice President of The United States Of America

Your father was captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother’s and yours. I dare you to do better.

‘Tsunami stones’ are ancient warnings written on stone tablets, some over 600 years old, that lie along the northeastern coast of Japan. 

A new tsunami warning tablet erected by the pupils of Onagawa Junior High School after the 2011 tsunami swallowed their town.

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME:  Star trek [2009]

I looked up your file while you were drooling on the floor. Your aptitude tests are off the charts, so what is it? If you’re half the man your father was, Jim, Starfleet could use you. You understand what the Federation is, don’t you? It’s important. It’s a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada… Your father was captain of a Starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother’s and yours. I dare you to do better.