Bad Bug Jokes With Shino And Friends 🪲

I love violent depictions of these Aburame babes, I understand aburames are kind, content individuals, but listen. They were BORN to kill, in a literal sense. It makes me wonder if their origin dedicated to a sick man who wanted to manipulate insects as weapons to do nothing, but KILL

Even at the beginning of birth of aburames, those insects have their own abilities to TAKE OUT PEOPLE and the only way they could continue doing so is to have a compatible host.

I’ve headcanon that the insects are the one doing the picking of who their compatible host is in the first place than a genetic thing, not for the now, but forever. This led me to think torune was a prodigy at a young age considering rinkiachu are very rare, and is rather feisty.

What makes insects and humans so different are their purpose. Insects know their purpose to the beginning to end, while humans evolve and change and is led with no purpose but to make their own. Which leads them to have a more complex structural system in their brains to fit in the same capacity of insects, but they’re still humans. They have morals, personalities, opinions etc.

Did I get off the wrong track? Idk, I just also like violent depictions in general not because aburames purposes are seemingly to kill at birth but I just like it.

Yep

every time…

Let’s be honest if Shino was on more missions dude would’ve taken over the show. He brought down a giant ass boat in one sweep, pre prepped YEARS in advance poison to defeat his brother, and took out Zaku like it was his damn job.

Man would’ve brought Sauske home too.

Naruto invading their little silent study group > 💛💛💛

but seriously do you think deidara's little clay thingies are still in sasuke's bloodstream

holy shit deidara filled sasuke with microplastics

Idk I have to draw him for my health. It’s a real medical condition

i fear naruto got it so right when it comes to building dynamics between characters. like what if these very specific characters were forced to develop an eternal bond even though they were picked entirely randomly to be on the same team for years to come?? god. what if the extrovert dog boy got put in a team with little miss social anxiety and autistic bug enthusiast, and they had no CHOICE but to become extremely protective of each other. what if the taijutsu specialist got put in a team with the kekkei genkai user and the weapons nerd, and they were FORCED to develop fighting tactics using TEAMWORK.

and then ur like. oh wait. all of the adult characters here also used to be in teams. and that's where the real fun begins, because oh my god, kakashi lost both members of his team?? that makes so much sense actually. wait, guy, ebisu, and genma were a team?? taught by choji's father, or all people?? yknow what. yeah. i can see that. poor choza. wait, what do you mean the SANNIN WERE A-

and then like. the way they did the same thing with the akatsuki too, by giving them the whole partner system. what if you were introduced to two new terrifying villains, and the first thing you found out about them is that they have different opinions about art. what if even their leader, self-proclaimed god, wasn't immune to the humanizing effects of bonds, because he also had his own partner by his side at all times. man.

I have Shino Aburame brainbugs all of a sudden. This is mainly a containment place for my dumb thoughts/rambles/shinoposting.

Also a lover of Rock Lee. <3