Flash, Laughing At A Joke Captain Marvel Made: Y'know Cap, Sometimes You Really Act Like A Child Haha

Luke laughs, throwing his head back. Cast plops down beside him, flower crown in hand. “Your highness,” the brunette chirps. Luke’s laugh dies into a giggle as he takes the crown and gently sets itself on his own head.

Neither acknowledge the way that Casr’s eyes shine an eerie gold or how Luke’s shoes are stained with dried blood. They’ve both learned better than to ask when on this planet, surrounded by fields, trees, and lakes.

“May the stars guide your path, Lukka,” Cast says quietly, hours later when he stands.

“And May the Force be with you, Castian,” Luke replies, watching the Fallen disappear into the tree line.

He was lonely and bored. His wife leaves so often, why not have his nephew, his girlfriend, and his best friend stay here forever!

Hades offering them something to eat literally killed me. Hades is like "the smart one's gone" and immediately tried to keep them there forever.

Polyarchives in s5 would be so funny, it'll be like the Anti christ and his three weed smoking partners who are way more murderous than he is

I LOVE THIS DKFIFBDJ

Jon: tired, has his partners all tied to kiddy leashes

Tim, Sasha, and Martin: all trying to deal with the fact that seeing Jon murder awoke something inside of them but are dealing with it by telling him to kill more people

So I’ve been binging Batfamily fics and stumbled upon two I need to share with you guys because I think they’re CRIMINALLLY underrated! They’re both rather Bruce & Jason centered and angsty with even more fluff and happy endings to balance it out. So if you like wholesome father-son relationships definitely give these a try 💚

walk with me by leafyforreal

“Hey,” Jason says, padding back into the main room and pretending like he can’t see Bruce hastily closing out of his—

Autopsy file.

Christ. He can’t think about that right now.

👻 🦅 : this fic takes Titans (TV Show) Jason and his death-slash-resurrection and mixes it with comic Bruce. It starts with Jason coming back to life and immediately seeking out Bruce because he wants his dad.

Very wholesome. Very cute. Very heart wrenching in a good way. 10/10 would recommend.

Would You Lay With Me and Just Forget The World by Batmandaspandas

Jason’s bust is rudely interrupted by Batman and Co.

Oh and when warehouses are concerned, things never go the way he planned.

👻 🦅 : this was SO GOOD, like—- I’m still internally screaming. Jason gets injured while fighting criminals with the Bats in a warehouse, and then there’s a bomb (because there’s always a bomb) and Jason tries to defuse it but ends up missing his chance to get out of dodge in time. Bruce swoops in and tries to carry him to safety but they’re caught in the blast radius and Jason gets heavily injured.

Featuring; a feral Bruce whose mental stability would absolutely NOT be able to deal with losing Jason a second time and a Jason who finally sees how much he means to Bruce

god. hades saying, "ask me for sanctuary" after percy talks about kronos hits like a truck when you remember that he tried to do the same for maria, bianca, and nico.

I'm glad that everyone in this fandom is a Fuckin Nerd. I'm over here making academic bureaucracy for Mandalore and playing with conlangs until they break. Some of you are inventing space TSA or actually understand how a military works. Others are therapists trying to bring CBT to the masses by way of Obi-Wan whump. I love seeing everyone's special Things™️ in their fics.

They’re both complete messes.

The smooth badassery without truly trying is amazing. This boy is a SUPERSOLDIER. Humans aren’t truly an issue besides ya know, being a little dazed and then hanged up on.

Hello! First post for my account! I wanted to say thank you to @somerandomdudelmao ! I LOVE Rise of TMNT and your comic is such an amazing journey, story, and overall a wonderful time. Thank you for doing what you do. It was super fun to board this part of the comic where Casey and Donnie brake into EPF. I thought "OooOOo! how did that fight go?!" So please enjoy! READ Cass Apocalyptic Series! What are you waiting for! THANKS AGAIN! Master Post

Jason: holy fuck… I’m stealing that.

Tim: fine, whatever.

Jason: I swear to God, if you cross me, they'll never find your body

Tim: And if you cross me, they'll never STOP finding your body.

AITAH?

For extra context, neither of us have actually dated anyone before so this was our first date.

I(female, teenager) have been talking with a boy in my class. He's nice, compliments me often, and has met my mom on our first date(she was chaperoning and he was pretty cool about it). He's a genuinely nice guy who seems to actually like me. However, he hasn't shown any interest in anything I haven't mentioned except for cars. He doesn't talk about his own interests, instantly shifts or derails his opinion to match mine, and only really answers questions that agree with things I've said. I'll be blunt and say that I'm a rather intelligent girl and that he's a little dull. I feel like he's shifting himself so that I like him more. I can see myself in a happy relationship with him but at the same time can only see myself dulling my intelligence to be more on his level. My mom has told me that he doesn't seem like he'll stimulate my brain in the way she knows I want and need. I don't know what to do because I like him but I feel like he's changing himself into someone I'd like more.