I Do Not (completely) Hate America I Simply Hate The 20 Or So Finches That Started Ransacking My Backyard.

How many more days of school leftttttttttttttt

tf...

i just realized... its fucking february already

.how. what. when. wtf. why. it should be like. january???? i feel like Christmas break was like a week ago???? but also. it feels like its been 5 months already????

hm

anyway

springtide of blossoms, usher of blooms

yayyy the fuckers stopped drowning themselves in my tea cuz the males die like 8 hours after they first fly/mate and all the females ended up who knows where

they're probably dead too to some extent because theres no dirt in this house :| and they lost their wings sooo that's one less way of getting out

why is it that whenever someone asks me a question the first few moments are like

what

brain empty blank

...

OH

and then it finally catches up and I start babbling off but then I get too embarrassed because like Oh nO they must've noticed that I didn't respond the first few seconds and then I shut up and hope that they don't think im weird

its so annoying when you're supposed to be doing schoolwork, but then your brain suddenly has comes up with a really cool idea. and u really want to go draw it but you cant because you need to finish ur homework hrggverfguw31aeqfqe;esaegekjjesaaql ;aoq

did i do this anonymously ..?

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u sure did. the last one…. not so much.

not before i do >:(((( gimme cookie. now. i will make buying/making cookies illegal so only i can eat them if its the last thing i do just to spite u >:D

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

just 4 days, my guy.

fun fact: if the ussr lasted four more days it would've existed for exactly 69 years, fuck you kazakhstan you couldn't hold on four more days (/lh)

erm

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